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half-life 2

The game that will never get released.

(don't get me wrong, i love the game)
look at how many delayes it has on it already. I'll buy it when it's out in 30 years
by Slade March 27, 2004
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Half-life 2

A sequel to the game Half-life that many people were unaware if even came out until a few days ago. It is said to hit the shelves the 30th of September. Yeah right.
by CyBBe April 28, 2003
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Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Half-Life 2: Episode Two is the second installment in Valve Corporation's series of episodes for the first person shooter computer game Half-Life 2.
Bob: Hey Joe, Want to play Half-Life 2: Episode Two?
Joe: YEAH BOB :D
by AlyxVance September 26, 2010
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Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
by Paufan December 9, 2008
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Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.
I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.
by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021
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Half-Life Full-life Consequences

intently badly spelt fan fiction by squirrelking it was later made into a series by Djy1991 and LordTeisel for youtube
(person 1) did you see the new Half-Life Full-life Consequences yet ?

(person 2) yea its very funny
by Orangadan July 12, 2009
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Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers
Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.
by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021
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