Get the Halamigazoo mug.Hala is a bit of a mystery. She is a person with many personalities. She will die for you one day and kill you the other. She has many hobbies, laughing at boys, touching babies and even stalking 50 year olds, a bit young for her. She can be really caring and support you on your worst days even when she is going through much worse. Recently Hala just got her letter from the queen for turning 101, a truly commendable achievment. That's not her only achievements, Hala has officially crossed the half a century milestone with the amount of children she hid in her basement. Overall, Hala is truly a dedicated and a hardworking girl. We should all learn to be more like Hala.
"where did you get that ice-cream from?" asked Jeff
"Oh, from Hala, she said she will give an ice-cream if I give her my Dad's number?"
"Oh, from Hala, she said she will give an ice-cream if I give her my Dad's number?"
by not.in_yourmom March 23, 2023
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Get the ARYAN THE HALAMI mug.a combinations of the word Halal and Haram.
halal = pure
haram = unpure
invented at Dar-al-Noor by geniuses.
halal = pure
haram = unpure
invented at Dar-al-Noor by geniuses.
Flirting with boys but not dating them is halam.
mahreen is so not halam, she more haram.
nida is not haram.
ayesha is very halam.
mahreen is so not halam, she more haram.
nida is not haram.
ayesha is very halam.
by A23Z October 25, 2009
Get the Halam mug.When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.
“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”
Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”
Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”
by Max Louis August 4, 2007
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