French Hitter

The act of a woman performing analingus on a man. French because of the use of the tongue, like a French kiss, and hitter because the man is switching places with the woman as a switch hitter in baseball.

I finally got that substitute teacher I've been seeing to give me the old French Hitter.

by Doctor Hugs and Kisses August 16, 2011

heavy hitter

A person who takes very big hits of their joint or bong.

"Holy crap dude, you're a heavy hitter"

by heRetic May 13, 2005

Pinch hitter

Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.

Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!

by Ol' Krissym March 5, 2010

pinch hitter

1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.

"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."

"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."

by Kyle January 16, 2004

Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016

gypsy hitter

a pot smoker who waits for other members of the circle to become to high to notice this person has taken extra hits.

John has taken four hits on a two hit rotation that makes him a gypsy hitter.

by Taylor Hensen January 2, 2009

Heavy Hitters

Usually defined as a male or female who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight member of the opposite sex.

Those who think Rosy O’Donnell is hot are called Heavy Hitters

by infonet March 10, 2009