Don Henley

If you look up "Killjoy" in the dictionary, this guy will pop up.

Don Henley is known for two things: Being the drummer and primary lead vocalist for the Eagles, and for having a massive stick up his ass when it comes to people covering songs that he wrote. The total number of copyright strikes on YouTube that he is responsible for is probably close to the total number of records the Eagles have sold.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 1, 2025

Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

Andrew Mason Hensely

The most amazing boyfriend any girl could have. He is so funny, sweet, caring. He is a jock and is really strong. He loves his girlfriend Skye he loves her so much. They always joke around about her being Asian. But they love eachother so much. He is very protective of her and will do anything for her.

Girl 1: who is that
Girl 2: that’s my boyfriend Andrew mason Hensely
Girl 1: I need one

Guy 1: that dude is so strong
Guy 2: he must be a Andrew mason hensely

by 5•5•18 June 11, 2018