Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.

Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.

lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.

by Ducky4hem June 05, 2022

Ducky Hem

when you are.

remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom

omg that’s so ducky hem

brah brah ducky hem

by Ducky4hem June 05, 2022

Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand it.

Remember when you ducky hemmed?

Lol! Addition you are literally ducky hemming so hard right now.

by Ducky4hem June 05, 2022

hem

Word used to decribe people of low character.

Ballin Dad: Why do anything for hem.
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.

Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.

Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!

G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?

by Kaiknowsya October 30, 2018

HEM

Hem is a very nervous guy. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Hem does not have social antennas. Hem is a very good dancer. Hem is also the definition of an ugly hypebeast who wears ugly hype clothes. Hem is also the guy that always brings rests from yesterdays dinner.

Hello, how is your HEM today?

by momobates October 10, 2018

Hem

It means golden moon and it is sweetest person in world . It borns with many passions.

U are awesome boy Hem

by Steve op November 23, 2021