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headphone noose 

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus
Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
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Headphone yoga 

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work
"i got new headphones a month ago but i am already having to do headphone yoga"
Headphone yoga by CORVUS July 5, 2016

Headphone Savage 

A person who wear headphones 24/7 and collects them.
Headphone Savage by Amorion October 29, 2017

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?
I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

Headphoner 

A boner one gets when they see a lovely pair of headphones, I.E. Skullcandy.
I received a headphoner from looking at those headphones. They were just so damn hot.
Headphoner by DuckLord April 18, 2010

headphone harm 

When your music volume is higher than you thought and it blasts into your ears when you play it.
Bill: My headphones blasted "Have a nice day" into my ears when i played it.
Chuck: Sounds like headphone harm.
headphone harm by LEOGEO October 5, 2009

headphoned 

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.
I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better.

Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!