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Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021
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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019
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Headphone Headband

When you put your headphone cord across your forehead and over each ear, creating a headband.
When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.
by Echostar November 14, 2011
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Fnaf Headphones

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.
Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.

for real man?

yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021
mugGet the Fnaf Headphonesmug.

Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.
by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011
mugGet the Hot Head Headphonesmug.

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
mugGet the headphone samuraimug.

headphones

A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.
person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
by koksukcer July 21, 2019
mugGet the headphonesmug.

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