Hamond

The slickest MF YOU KNOW! And he’s a good dad..

Yooo! That’s Hamond!

by 604loverboy November 23, 2021

Hammoudi

A HATER….one of the worlds biggest hater.

“That person doesn’t like your fit? They must be a Hammoudi”

by m00di3cuti3 November 24, 2021

Harmond

Usually a nerd, hot and oblivious

Carla: “hey I like you”
Bob: “ what do you mean?”
Carla: “god you’re such a harmond!!!”

by Bobthehotminion.com June 22, 2022

Hammon

A name for pro alpha gigachad, Hammon Wang.

Hammon is a Chad.

by anonymous November 23, 2022

hammonton high school

also known as hell, hammonton high school is a shitty high school in new jersey and employs diane tucker

oh no it’s snowing and i still have to go to hammonton high school

by haammtnon123 January 16, 2024

Hammonton Middle School

A Mid ass school that employed the absolute fucking goat. Jason Massara.

Hammonton Middle school sucks ass but at least Mr Massara is there

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.

Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025