Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024

guatemalan grommet

The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo

Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet

by paulbholt January 31, 2019

Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice

Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.

by Krazzy spazz February 25, 2012