sweaty groundhog

When you’re sweaty as hell and are able to easily slide out a deuce the size of a small mammal.

Ryan dropped a sweaty groundhog and swore there was an animal in the bowl afterward.

by Sweaty pikachu July 08, 2023

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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

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Dirty Groundhog

The act of digging a hole and putting famous celebrity will Smith inside and burying him head first, then pulling down his pants and inserting maggots and worms into his asshole. Followed by calling him "you damn bowling head mother head fat fuckimg peice of hog shit" then farting on him

"I heard will Smith visited you yesterday day" "I did i gave him a Dirty Groundhog"

by SILLYSIMON69 September 24, 2021

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groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021

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groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist

ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"

by lc2401 September 08, 2010

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