grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

dirty graves

A sloth like male👨 that does nothing but play bass🐟 fishin🎣 on Xbox 🎮and browse for protection🔫on his phone📱. Whilst slobbering with his dogs🐶.

"Instead of going out Aaron decided to stay home and be a (dirty Graves)."

by BubukittyFUCK February 26, 2021

Thatchers' Grave

A gender neutral bathroom,

Named after Margret Thatcher,

All my Gender non conforming friends like that café, it has a Thatchers' Grave there

by Keyford December 3, 2020

Jacob graves

A fat ass who is called tentecles2766

Jacob graves

by I am the Batman July 25, 2023

pussy grave

when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse

"my wife got a pussy grave last night"

by TD-YV October 3, 2017

graves#0001

amazing great person, very christian (inside joke), swell person. Puts others first (great person). Kind hearted (with rizz)

Yo that graves#0001 guy is really nice

by q9rm November 14, 2022

early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave

by Boiiis July 29, 2017