Grapefruit

Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”

“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”

by cowbooty November 27, 2020

Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid

That Grapefruit monkey is an ass

by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022

Grapefruit

1. A codeword used to signal the need for help. It is used when you're in some sort of emergency, usually mental in nature but also can be for other things. Its a way to ask for help/let your friends know something is wrong without having to actually say "Something is Wrong".
2. A codeword to ask for unconditional love and support from your Squad, regardless of what the issue is.

Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "Whats up?"
Friend A: "My grandfather just died and Im... not safe."
Friend B: "Alright, Im on my way over and we can just hang."

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Friend A: "Grapefruit"
Friend B: "You are a beautiful person and I love you. You mean so much to me and I am throwing my love at you"
Friend C: "Who hurt you? Who do I need to kill?"

by y33tingyouryotes November 26, 2018

Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

Grapefruit

A large tropical citrus fruit with a very sweet taste to it. Also can be used as slang for a woman's boobs.

Oooh this grapefruit is swwweeeeeeeettttt.
Did you see the grapefruit's on that girls chest?!

by The whitest cracker in town December 29, 2014

Grapefruits

Word that can replace the following words, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, breasts

"You have HUGE grapefruits!"

by american monkey diddler April 5, 2022