nasty-gram

a message, note, text, or some form of written communication that harbors a malicious intent towards the receiver; usually stems from feelings of anger, betrayal, disgust, contempt, aggressiveness, or frustration; usually has a threat involved

My best friend ditched me last night because he met some girl. I sent him a nasty-gram this morning.

by Infectious.Night April 3, 2011

The Brothers Gram

An cheap, but fancy alcoholic drink made by mixing Seagram's 7 Crown whiskey, Seagram's ginger ale, and a drop or two of bitters.

I felt like drinking fancy tonight, but I was short on cash so I'm drinking The Brothers Gram.

by DEATHfalcon November 19, 2010

Slow-gramming

A word that refers to dreadfully slow programming or coding rate.

Man I am waiting on his code, I wish he would stop slow-gramming.

by zimlance February 25, 2010

gram alowances

When you're mom or dad or family member that is your guardian and they will not give you cash so every week or maybe twice a week you get a gram of shit I.e. Coke speed meth or weed as your allowance to sell or flip or do as you wish to stay lit af

I just got my gram alowances for the week so I can stay out of my moms trap house

by Jmi562runlbc August 23, 2017

fat gram

a gram of dank (good weed) that is really good and weighs over 1.3 grams

a fat gram is over a gram of good ass weed for about twenty two dollars

by kingsamthegreat7 March 18, 2009

gorilla gram

slang for 3.5 grams of weed

hey, hook me up with a gorilla gram of that trainwreck

by kaze11 November 21, 2010

Gram Flakes

When you spend time on instagram when you first wake up in the morning.

I love to start my day with a big old serving of Gram Flakes.

by Psychopath_liker April 20, 2019