God

The lie that gives humanity the blessing of eternal ignorance.

Fictional character in 'The Bible'

"I love God, he's my favourite fictional character." -Homer J. Simpson

by Mirku January 10, 2009

God

The greatest underachiever of all time

Holocaust, George Bush, Reality TV- examples of God's breathtaking underachievement

by Anonymous Henchman June 20, 2007

God

The bitch who rose from the dead or sum shit.

"On the third day Jah- I mean God rose or sum"

by snek. May 14, 2019

God

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

God

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

by Wolftagger May 3, 2016

God

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003

God

The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.

"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"

by goingtohell4this August 28, 2009