God

Creator of the universe. Supreme power. Sent His only son, Jesus Christ, into the world to pay the ultimate price for humanity's sins. Jesus was burned on a cross and risen from the grave to live an eternal life in heaven. God is real, no matter what people choose to believe. The bible is the inspired word of God.

God is the creator of the heavens and earth.

by pumpkinchild November 2, 2011

God

The lie that gives humanity the blessing of eternal ignorance.

Fictional character in 'The Bible'

"I love God, he's my favourite fictional character." -Homer J. Simpson

by Mirku January 19, 2008

God

The greatest underachiever of all time

Holocaust, George Bush, Reality TV- examples of God's breathtaking underachievement

by Anonymous Henchman May 31, 2007

God

The bitch who rose from the dead or sum shit.

"On the third day Jah- I mean God rose or sum"

by snek. May 14, 2019

God

The creator of the world

God is the creator of all things

by Wolftagger January 22, 2016

God

God is love the creator of the world.

For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

by GypsyGirl112 September 18, 2016

God

A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.

"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"

by Anonymous Boi May 29, 2003