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chav-geeks

Chavs are the stupid twats of the real world

Chav-geeks (NOT real geeks) are the stupid twats of the cyber world.

Both groups think their better than anyone who isn't the same as them. Both groups are made up of mindless clones who only ever speak, type their own language then run out of brainpower after two sentences and just hit someone (chav) or copy some code their cybe mate told them to give someone a virus (chav-geek).

Like I say chav-geeks aren't real real geeks coz real geeks actually know stuff.
=-k049: fdsj004 f-or w-e0r -4 f0- efkfdkosr@@fdj0e m8?

Fred: I'm sorry?

=-k049: Ha ha popr=9959 0fkjk--0993 a n00b!!!!
by Progratron September 7, 2005
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Gleek

(n) Anyone who is obsessed with the television show Glee may call themselves a "Gleek". It is a combination of the words "glee" and "geek," implying that the person is a "Glee Geek." This is similar to calling someone a "Trekkie" (someone who is obsessed with Star Trek) or a "RENThead" (someone who is obsessed with the musical RENT).
Al: Hey, did you see the new episode of Glee last Wednesday?
Bob: Of course I did! I'm such a Gleek.
by Number.One.Gleek. October 7, 2009
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Geeksexual

A flaccid, slovenly, and pasty guy, who has a single-minded passion for a scientific or technical pursuit. A socially inept man, that does not display clues of traditional sexual orientation, but rather comes off as non-sexual.
See that Spock look-a-like, mouth agape and drooling, while playing World of Warcraft... yeah... geeksexual.
by Zoyx October 28, 2005
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Greeks

Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.
My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)
by Brennan McDonagh September 3, 2005
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Gleeker

Some one who is addicted to the popular Fox Show about a high school show choir. A Gleeker Would NEVER miss an episode and finds themselves singing Glee inspired songs through the week until the next episode airs.
Betty: I can't hang out tonight I have to be home on time to watch Glee!

Rose: Your such a GLEEKER!!!
by Ladii SaGa November 3, 2010
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Gleekette

A Gleekette is the female equivalent of a Gleek, an obsessed fan of the amazing show Glee. First usage was spotted on a web forum for the show, www.glee-forums.com. When one makes a profile, to choose gender one chooses either "Gleek" or "Gleekette".
I love Glee; I'm a proud Gleekette!
by pixiybells December 6, 2010
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Gleek

To LOVE the show Glee, or if you are in Glee club at your school.
Oh my God, I'm a total Gleek too!!
by rissaday August 17, 2009
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