Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.
by Carrots April 14, 2017

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.
Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!
by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010

Slang for masturbation.
Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

GLAND EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
by Pépito Granolax March 6, 2021

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
