Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010

smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.

"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"

by akigawa July 17, 2021

Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet

Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!

by Ghloes July 30, 2019

Glanding

Means you are messing around or having fun. Usually to the annoyance of others.

Olivier, stop glanding we need to be serious.

by Lefu March 24, 2022