saggy gammons

abnormally large/slack labia.

shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!

by sloncher November 22, 2011

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021

drew gammon

he is normally a very sweet, funny, and respectful person. he is also a very attractive person. he’s a little on the short side, but still very lovable.

OMG did you hear about the new kid drew gammon? yeah he’s super chill and funny!

by Daremia March 12, 2021