Gabe

A fucking idiot. Nothing else, that’s all there is. He is straight but acts gay as hell. He love to ask people to shove his dick up their ass. That is literally all in is a Gabe. Don’t forget being really attracted to rats.

Hey Bill! What up!

Shut up Gabe, stop being a Gabe

by Gabehater69 December 11, 2019

gabe

He worships rocks. He has no brain and is not capable of advanced intelligence. He never has any friends other than that of the occasional rock.

You are such a Gabe.

by Hunter1331 March 2, 2017

Gabe

Gabe has a small penis. That's how it all began. He is a strange guy who sexted a girl and sye laughed at how small his penis was. That was his downfall he became obsessed with Donald Trump. Don't be like gabe get direct tv

Ha Gabe with the small wiener.

by Gio2002 May 24, 2016

gabe

Has no swag, ugly, messed up hairline and cries a lot

Not sure if shrek or gabe

by gshhshdhdhdhdjd April 21, 2016

Gabes

A short whiny annoying kid. Often followed by Krinkelstein (with a backwards K).

Damn, Gabes! You are such a short whiny annoying kid! Often followed by Krinkelstein, too (with a backwards K)!

by Gabes Krinkelstein May 4, 2005

Gabe

Gabe is very bad at math and is a nerd

Girl: is Gabe failing math

Boy:duh it's Gabe

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

Gabe

The Gabe are usually very kind, caring and cute peoples overall. They have a really great sense of humor, like a amazing one, they're trustworthy and they can light up your day very easily. They're kind of secretive on some points but the Gabe will eventually hope up. The Gabe is a meme fan and a proud baker. The Gabe usually don't get along people named Andrew because their names and personality don't get along.

They can be flirty and becoming kind of romantic, even if they keep telling they don't like romance.
If you find a Gabe, never let them down, they can be the greatest friends you'll ever had. Just a perfect type of person if I should sum up. (Will make a great boyfriend too)

Me : Awwww, Gabe is really cute and kind ! And those jokes... !
Friend : You have a crush on him right ?
Me : He's a Gabe, how can't I have one ? AND NO, I JUST REALLY REALLY APRECIATE HIM!

Friend : She's in love *sigh*

by Table's sister December 25, 2018