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my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.
by b0xxx November 26, 2010
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girlfriend fairy

Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.
I thought I was the practice girl. Turns out I was the GIRLFRIEND FAIRY!
*YEEEEEAH*
by Handleishandleable December 14, 2017
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festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.
E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...
by biscuitbase August 13, 2011
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National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12

Me:kiss
Girlfriend:why?????
Me:it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend:kiss me again
National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12:
Don’t be shy boys
by National kiss your GF day November 10, 2020
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girlfrienter

He hasnt married her, so shes a girlfriend. She lives with him, and pays rent,. so, shes a renter with benefits. a girlfrienter.
wait? you arent married? but she lives with you? and she pays rent?? but you guys are also doin it? but you have no intentions of marrying her? but you arent going to kick her out cause you like to collect the rent? and sometimes the sex isnt so bad either huh.. so shes a girlfrienter?
by tonysmo June 17, 2010
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Don't go there girlfriend

A term that generally means Don't go there but the girlfriend part is added on because this special term is used by women or sarcastic feminine men.

Notes: This term that doesn't have to be used towards a girlfriend. When saying, "Don't go there girlfriend" One must snap their fingers twice in a wavy zig-zag motion with your right hand from right to left and then right again in a smooth curve starting from the right side of your face and ending there. Your left hand must be at your hip and your facial expression must say, nuh uh.

This term was started by urban black women and ghetto queens and is often used with the phrase Oh no you di'int
Person1: I will kick your ass right here right now BITCH!

Person2: Don't go there girlfriend *snap snap*

Person1: *Kick in the ass*

Person2: Oh no you di'int!!

Person1: Oh yes I did! *Shoots with gun, twice*

Person2: Oh no you di--

Person1: *Shoots rest of clip*

Person2: *Bleeding sounds*
by Medicine April 28, 2007
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the girlfriends

"The Girlfriends" is usually a group of middle school/high school teenage girls, who, them, are bubbly and badass at the same time. Their name is inspired by the fact that they're most likely all singles, making it pretty ironic. There's always a mom, an alcohol drinking lover, a party animal, a down to earth, an AD(H)D humorist and someone who's a mix of them all. Also, half of them are not a 100% straight. They're the type of friends you'd be happy to be loved by and scared to be hated by (even though they hardly hate anyone...but mean jocks . They can't stand them). If you're texting (out of love interest) one of the GF members, know that the other members will know EVERYTHING, trying to get their friend to be with you. They're like nice under cover spies for every and each situations they face.
They're not among the popular girls and don't try to be either. They're more like the type of high school clique that ALWAYS sits at that one table in the middle of the school cafeteria for God knows why while minding their own business...while talking about boys, of course.
1: "Why do they always sit there ?"
2: "It's their table. They even wrote "The Girlfriends" on it with permanent marker."
1: "They did ?"
2: "Yep. Nothing suprising, they're literally "The Girlfriends."
by Always_cam April 29, 2020
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