Troll: Hey, did you write gullible on the ceiling?
Jimmmayyy: *looks up* where? I can't see it...
Troll: HAHAHA! Get pranked! It's a joke cunt.
Jimmmayyy: *looks up* where? I can't see it...
Troll: HAHAHA! Get pranked! It's a joke cunt.
by $waggg December 11, 2018
Get the Gulliblemug. Someone told the Clear Lake Admin oranges only grow in Antarctica so they planted an orange tree in Iowa; how gullible can you be?
by clrlake_74 September 25, 2020
Get the Gulliblemug. Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022
Get the Don't be so gulliblemug. What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
Get the Gullible's Travelsmug. 