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Civilian Growler

Civilian Growler is pussy that belongs to someone you know from everyday life like the gym, work or the pub.

E.g. The girl asked “wanna a pic of my pussy?” He replied “it’d be nice to see some Civilian growler amongst the sea of porn pussy my mates send me”
by Civilian Growler December 11, 2018
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pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.
hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.
by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008
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double growler

When two bros take shits at the same time in adjacent stalls
Yo, Jeff, want to go work out a double growler with me?
by bigsexydlinn May 26, 2010
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Seventies Growler

A collection of pubic hair around the female Genitalia which resembles the style seen in seventies porn.
It could be compared to the hairstyle of 70's/80's pop sensation Leo Sayer.
Well, I removed her undergarments and I was quite shocked to find a preponderance of pubes which resembled an afro wig. It was a real seventies growler, I didn't know whether to commence intercourse or stroke it like a pet dog
by g gekko July 8, 2010
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Wafty Growler

A vagina with a very unusual odor; usually unpleasant
Sammy: Did you talk to Debra earlier?

Gerald: Yeah, I could smell her wafty growler from 50ft away
by Wafty growler July 9, 2014
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Shower Growler

When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.
Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.
by J W O August 16, 2011
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Baby Growler

Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!

Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.

However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.

Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.

Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.

Male #1: Grrrrr.
by Steggert_on_Facebook May 13, 2009
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