grocery feet

n. feet resembling those of a stinky hippie, dirty.

That fellow has grocery store feet to the max.

by tucker November 14, 2003

Grocery Shopping

Any vacation to an undisclosed location taken for complete enjoyment and maximum relaxation.

Adam: Hey, if any of my friends come by, tell them I'm grocery shopping for the next three months.

by Scorpios July 26, 2008

Grocery Mom

A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.

They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).

Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.

Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"

Chris: "But I want Doritos!"

Justin: "But I want Twinkies"

Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"

Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"

Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"

by Grocery Mom August 23, 2013

Grocery Smile

The half-assed and likely awkward smile you give a stranger in public, for example at the grocery store.

I asked where the brown sugar was and he gave me a grocery smile and pointed to the shelf four feet away.

by SordidCamel December 31, 2018

grocery hopping

going grocery shopping during times of crisis but it requires you to hop from store to store scavenging for food supply and buy whatever is on the shelves

most notable need for this practice was the coronapocalypse in early 2020

i need to go grocery hopping, there was just 7 new cases of the beer bug found in the area

by lunamar March 18, 2020

bagging groceries

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.

Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

by Mr.Sacman May 20, 2009

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011