Grease Lord

A trebate boy that does not shower, and looks like he dipped his hair In the Fryer at McDonalds

Look at that Grease lord sitting over there.

by What the heck t-rex December 10, 2016

grease pony

a derogatory slur.

“stop being such a grease pony!”

by bewhoyouarefoyopridedonthide October 21, 2022

grease your gator

a term for masturbation

Dude you can't grease your gator right now. Wait until we get out of my grandma's living room.

by LustyBear September 8, 2009

Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.

"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"

by CSSJ April 13, 2007

Grease Wallet

A Grease Wallet is another name for a Jack in the Box (fast food chain) taco, usually of the 99¢ variety. They seem to come pre-made, are deep fried to greasy perfection, and contain what seems to be a greasy meat product with the consistency of a thick beef paste. They are best enjoyed after an evening of heavy drinking when greasy goodness is required prior to passing out on your friend's sofa.

"Hey Bob...what do you say we run down to Jack in the Box and get some grease wallets?"

by DJ MAC May 9, 2012

grease monkey

mechanic, or mechanically minded person

I got the grease monkey to fix my car

by bobbo June 6, 2003