Graduation

In the words of Etta James, At last... we graduate as to celebrate the achievements and the efforts we put in all those years. To celebrate the end of an era means to celebrate a new beginning. A new beginning in the next chapters of our lives that sucked so bad where you are broke most of the time, anxious and borderline depressed, lonely and again broke cus taxes suck real bad.
I graduated with honors.. and in honor of my allowances that I will no longer receive
Congratulations on your graduation! who would've thought that your degree won't be of any use in the society that provides you no opportunities to succeed if you have none!

You graduated? you are officially an unproductive member of society! cheers
by Bacteriola November 24, 2021
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A name for a woman that got too hands at a graduation party.
Dude hide, it's the Gillis-Graduation-Gobbler

Oh no! I'm next!
by GillisGraduationGobbler April 10, 2025
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anally graduated

Means that you graduate from the anus and become the biggest piece of shit everyone hates
Sam: I bet you were anally graduated! Oh wait! YOU WERE!
Ricky Jones: -gasp-
by QuinnT July 6, 2014
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graduation tour

The act of sucking dick one after another on graduation night
She about to have a graduation tour
by Mr.apple bottom August 4, 2023
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post-graduation blues

Commonly known as post-grad depression, this feeling consists of sadness, anxiety, hopelessness, or emptiness experienced by recent graduates due to the significant life changes and pressures of entering adulthood and the workforce.
After the excitement of graduation wore off, I found myself hit hard by post-graduation blues, feeling lost and anxious about what to do next in life.
by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025
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