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Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.
“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023
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Infinity gauntlet

A bukkake where 5 men simultaneously ejaculate on a woman's face when snaps her fingers together
Friend 1:you what did you get up to last night
Friend 2: not much just performed and infinity gauntlet with a couple of mates
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
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ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.
I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.
by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020
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Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
The gauntlets are broken.
by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020
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Tinder Gauntlet

Hooking up with a different Tinder match every night for a full week week
Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
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In-Faggot-y Gauntlet

When you shove your fist up someone's ass and they proceed to explode with shit (or other fluids) after. A thanos snap for the insides, if you will. Bonus points if an internal snap occured
"I fisted this guy last night and he sounded like a waterfall, total In-Faggot-y Gauntlet"
by jarjar-twinks December 28, 2025
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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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