gauge queen

One who only stretches their body piercings to "extreme" sizes to be considered cool and a rebel.
Yeah, real rebellious when everyone and their mother now has 1/2" ears and size 0 labrets or 2g septum.

Sometime people have have been modded (pierced, tattooed, branded, scalpelled, etc.) a long time joke around about being a gauge queen.

Oh my gosh! Look at those silly emo nerds over there! They are all under 20 and SUPER gauge queens HAHAHA!!!
It'll be really funny next year when they grow out of emo and are stuck with huge holes because they didn't take care of them & stretched 'em to fast!!!!

by Krissi Sixx March 20, 2007

25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT

When you need a song that will rape and fucking crush your skull.

I need some 25-8 TWELVE GAUGE PUNK WEIGHT or I'll suffer withdrawal.

by JoeBungaLover April 16, 2022

Suicide Gagger

When you get a blow job from a Muslim woman.

i got a sweet suicide gagger from that hot turkish waitress at swiss chalet on tuesday.

by sugar spoon September 5, 2009

Doppel-Gangers

someone who copies your order, a copy-cat

Person: I'd like a white chocolate mocha
Person 2: I'd like the same thing
Person: you doppel-ganger

by Janae F August 28, 2005

Gauge

A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

by Dildo lovers November 18, 2016

Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

by OUtlET December 28, 2005

dirty gauge

Someone who's breath smells like dog shit cause they eat it everyday every time they see a big ol pile they say hip hip hooray

Eww that dudes breath smells like dog shit he must have done a dirty gauge

by Greezy grim November 20, 2020