gammon head

Someone with an abnormally large head

Oi Gammon Head! How Is It?

by VampyLovesCake August 30, 2022

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021

Gammon

GAMMON - Opposite of "deadly"

"That fella aint deadly he gammon"

by hEy_LaDy June 1, 2024