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A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
fuckwit by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
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A person who is oblivious to all others needs
This fuckwit was eating crisps loudly while I was on a conference call
Fuckwit by cussmaker July 16, 2021
The current Prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.
My god the PM has lied again, this is like the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, what a Fuckwit.
Fuckwit by Don't vote tory! September 28, 2021
massimo the bumssimo
Hi, I am massimo the bumsimmo, I am a fuckwit
fuckwit by ukaiyYT January 30, 2022
A person who could be extremely intelligent if he (usually) - or, she/they etc. (unusually) - desires intelligence; yet, he (she/they etc…) prefers to lack intelligence. Similar to several types of personality disorder (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)
I hope that the court will prove he’s a fuckwit
Fuckwit by Ho_Kepos April 18, 2022
someone that is a complete fuckwit/idiot
your a complete fuckwit now fuck off cunt
fuckwit by sally tight flaps June 26, 2022
An absolute moron, the worst way you can describe a person's intelligence or a person that does Jackshit.
That utter Fuckwit.
Fuckwit by Rorshach1234567890 March 21, 2023