by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 14, 2022
Get the Fortnite kidmug. person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn
by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
Get the fortnite kidmug. A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.
by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022
Get the fortnite kidmug. A kid who’s under the age of 10 and plays fortnite. Doesn’t go outside nor touch grass. Most of them are 7 year old kids. They don’t know what it feel’s like to smell fresh air.
by Justsomenormaldude May 17, 2021
Get the Fortnite kidmug. Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!
by CoolBirb October 10, 2022
Get the Fortnite kidmug. by Milka May 13, 2021
Get the Fortnite kidmug.