Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Foof

Well it's a vagina.

Lick my foof.

by HairyMammal April 24, 2021

FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).

I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF

by wolly68 October 22, 2014

Foof

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!

by Dats beans March 25, 2024

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

Foof

The sound a Smol person makes when they are displeased or trying to be scary.

Foof! This displeased me!

by TheUrbanFoofer January 28, 2017

Foof

Alternative for the “ r slur “ that no one finds offensive because the internet hasn’t told them to be offended yet

I can’t believe that foof really said that

by Krumm_ March 3, 2024