Foof

When you give someone as booty bump aka boof and they laugh and the drugs go into the mouth or face of the giver.

Austin gave a boof but I giggled and foofed the drugs into his mouth

by Aspenswallows September 7, 2023

FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).

I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF

by wolly68 October 22, 2014

Foof

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!

by Dats beans March 25, 2024

Foof

The sound a Smol person makes when they are displeased or trying to be scary.

Foof! This displeased me!

by TheUrbanFoofer January 28, 2017

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Foofs

An affectionate term for a long haired cat when their fur is exceptionally fluffy.

There’s the foofs!

by Doginmylense September 25, 2018

Foof

Foof time is when your significant other always makes you have your first orgasm on their face.

Hey babe want some Foof time.

by Boo21! June 18, 2021