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Fonting

Fonting is to have sexual intercourse with a 1998 Sandy Cheeks neck pillow in the state of Oregon while wearing a 2011 Benihana paper crown. (Bonus points if you have a 1987 penny in your pocket).
Jake was to busy "fonting" in Oregon to be with us on our trip.
by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024
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put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.
John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.
by ibfrench August 26, 2009
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font and margin games

A set of games played by high school and college students everywhere. The goal is to make a short essay look as long as possible by adjusting font size, font type, and margin distance, all without making it noticeable to the teacher or professor. If they notice and points are taken off, the game is lost.
Font and Margin games turned my 5 page paper into a 6 page paper.

Billy got a little overzealous with font and margin games; His professor noticed and gave him a zero.
by area69 March 1, 2020
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font bashing

stop font bashing comic sans. other person: no!
by notessayharperipromise January 26, 2022
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epic font front

the act of changing the font of a texted message to emphasize how important what is being communicated
Shannon could not understand that Meghan's message did not switch to an epic font front when she told her that Meghan's granny died going down on Meghan's boyfriend.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
mugGet the epic font frontmug.

Font

A table that is in the middle of the living room. Fonts generally are opposite to a coffee table. Fonts can hold as many things as you’d like.
Holy shit! your font is got left over chilis, Cheesecake Factory, and Popeyes on it!? Was this all in the same night?

…. Ok fine, I’ll clean my living room font “since there’s no space”
by Polloloco6903 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Fontmug.

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot
Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
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