floppy truninger

The repeated slapping of a semi hard penis against the ass or face of a black female.

Shaun - "Hey Teddy where did you get that black eye from, you get in a fight or something?"
Teddy - "No, that motherfucker Reece gave me a floppy truninger last night"
Shaun - "You stupid bitch"

by Amelia Earhart January 17, 2008

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack

"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"

by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007

floppydickpigdouchebag

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

by ck_princess July 25, 2009

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

Floptard

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

FlopTok

FlopTok, or FlopTok, is the best side of TikTok, with various iconic and beautiful idols like Cupcake, Jiafei, Nicki Minaj, etc. People who like FlopTok are often referred as flops, and flops are the best people on planet earth.

"Have you heard of FlopTok? No? Then what are you doing with your life? You need to get a job or do something equally as important as being on FlopTok, because it is the best place on earth."

by Zarya August 3, 2023