Cock Flopping

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.

Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means

After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross

by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

The Fappening

The sounds of bare footsteps on solid ground that you hear before getting gang raped.

"It's over Colby, I hear the fappening."

by Frosty Stevenson February 22, 2022

boom flopping

A tweaked out mother fucker that can't hold still

Stop boom flopping the cops r coming

by Newspaper June 27, 2022

The Fappening

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

by anonymous December 29, 2023

storm flopping

When a college basketball or football player of an opposing team "flops" and acts hurt by the home team's fans storming the court or field after a big win. This is usually followed up by studio talking heads offering self-righteous after-the-fact diatribes on the evils of court storming while their own network uses court-storming content to hype their own programming.

The drama queens at ESPN are out here whining about a player getting hurt when the crowd stormed the court, but clearly the dude was storm flopping. Get a grip.

by anonymous February 24, 2024