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filipino

People originating from the Philippine Islands.
I am a filipino!
by mS. Genna February 8, 2003
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Hopeless Filipino Romanticism

A deadly disease that infects all Filipinos from birth. Characterized by dating everyone, watching romantic dramas on TFC, and writing sad love songs.
Also known as HFR.
Dude. John's Status Updates are getting sadder and sadder. Who is this Jocelynn he keeps talking about?

John just has some major Hopeless Filipino Romanticism. Jocelynn is his imaginary girlfriend.
by Whizzurd48 July 28, 2010
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Filipino

A race of people hailing from the Southeast Asian islands known as the Philippines who, for lack of a properly funded military, intend to conquer the world by exporting all its nannies, maids, nurses, and other bottom-of-the-ladder laborers to indoctrinate and convert other inferior races into the glory and majesty that is the concept of a second serving of rice.

Lately, they are found all over the internet posting extremely butthurt comments and replies on blogs, videos, and articles that puts the Philippines and Filipinos - or any Filipino - in a negative context. More specifically, comedy sites like urbandictionary.com.
That sheikh's son's nanny is a Filipino. We can tell because of all the pork he says he doesn't eat.
by AllTheOtherNamesAreTaken March 9, 2015
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Filipinauzzie

Describes an individual of Filipino and Australian descent. Coined by the Membrere's of Washington, the term has been utilized down the West Coast of the United States and through various parts of the world. Filipinauzzie can easily be made plural by adding an s (Filipinauzzies).
A child whose biological mother came from Australia and whose biological father came from the Philippines would be called a Filipinauzzie.
by Eltsyrk the Extravagant January 4, 2010
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filipino gene

A gene carried by certain individuals which causes massive intoxication from minute amounts of alcohol. This recessive gene is predominantly seen in the Filipino community, hence the name.
"Hey what's wrong with Luiz? He just got here and he's already smashed."

"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."
by cokemidget January 10, 2008
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filipino speed stick

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010
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Filipino

A land of VERY attractive women.
Kristine is Filipino, therefor she is extremely attractive.
by atch September 1, 2006
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