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now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."
by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016
mugGet the now listen up you fat fuckmug.
It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.
The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace
by inf1nity May 14, 2008
mugGet the fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgracemug.

Fat over-bese wank fuck

The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022
mugGet the Fat over-bese wank fuckmug.

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top
Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!
by lilshea January 10, 2021
mugGet the fat fuzzy fuckmug.

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