faketeen

Disrespect to the gang 18st.

"Those guys at the party were all faketeens"
"Fuck A FakeTeen"

by Trees July 15, 2006

Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

FaceTime

A.) Using the FaceTime feature on the iphone 4 for sexual, hot, and/or naughty uses.

B.) Phone sex...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!

Me and my bitch was having some FaceTime, when my dog bumped open my door, scaring me. I dropped my iphone 4 on my mouth, chipping a tooth. I started to choke on a piece of the tooth. I started coughing really hard, and then I puked. My ho didn't know what was goin on, so she started freaking out. Needless to say, we don't fucks with FaceTime anymore.

by Rick Ross's moobs July 8, 2010

Faget

Lovers of Jonathan David and KoЯn alike know this song title all too well, from arguably their best album of all time, KoЯn (self titled).

“Did you hear JD play Faget last night, man?!”
“Hell yes! Absolutely incredible to see the crowd jump like that!”

by DewDefines October 11, 2021

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

fagnet

A straight male whom gay males are strongly attracted to...

My boyfriend John is a fagnet--the gays just love him!

by Wosefole April 6, 2009

fagnet

A guy who attracts homosexual guys like a magnet. Usually the fagnet is not gay himself.

Sally: Hey Tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? They always have better music there.

Tim: Love to, but I'm a real fagnet. I always get molested when I'm there. Think I'll pass, but have a great time.

by Lex Sleuthor June 6, 2009