Fagbagger

A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

Fagbag

What you call someone who is extremely gay.

Hey, lookit that fagbag over there!

by Swami0586 August 27, 2005

fagbag

A fanny-pack.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Fagbagtastic

A Fuckin gay ass fagbag who likes everything about everyone (especisially other fuckin fags)

fagbagtastic

by icemantimes September 4, 2009

fagbag

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagbag is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagbag boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

Fagbag

Blood on the Dance Floor.

"Blood on the Dance Floor are the biggest fagbags ever."

by Trolololololololololololololo. January 1, 2012

Fagbag

The act of being gay homosexual.

That guy over there is such a fagbag

by Lisa February 11, 2005