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fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.
Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!
by esther.L and Nell.C the foxes February 18, 2005
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fassa

a universal word from the ancient Kelleronian language used as a substitute and/or filler in regular conversations.

- fassa is often used in direct correlation with the word yogger
1. No way Janna! Fassa that! You clean up the dog poop.
2. What the fassa is wrong with her? She looks yogged up.
3. You're a fassa Janna. I can't believe it's not butter.
by Fassa Loobie Jones June 18, 2009
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Related Words
FAFSA faisal fafa Faysal faesal fagsauce fasaios fafafooey Faisa fasaia

Fapsause

A sause emitted from the human penis after masterbation.
Hey turtle Derek sure loves to drink his own fapsause!
by Billy teh kid July 13, 2010
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fafbajo

To find a fucking bridge and jumping off of it.
Go fafbajo yourself.
by Vroomy August 6, 2010
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Fassagger

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!
Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(
by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011
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Faffarse

Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)

Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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fasaud

ew i look like such a fasaud right now.
by youleasbian October 1, 2016
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