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FTP

acronym meaning for the pussy and can be used two ways

1. When someone (usually a guy) is being horny and checking out women and their *******.

2. When someone is showing weak mental or physical behavior and thus being a pussy. This can be expressed through weak physical condition, laziness, unwillingness to try new things, or extreme stupidity.
1. "Dude, seriously, I know that girl over there is sexy with that bikini but can you stop being FTP for just 30 more seconds and finish listening to what I'm trying to tell you?"

2. Person 1: "I know I promised, but I just don't feel like going to the gym. I'm too tired from doing absolutely nothing and don't feel like risking an injury."

Person 2: "Oh my fucking god you are such a lazy ass! Stop being FTP so much and come with me to the gym to get some meat on those toothpicks you call biceps."
by tianang April 12, 2011
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Fuck that pussy lucas-i just wanna ftp jamie-i wanna ftp toooo
I just wanna ftp sooooo badly....
by Oofergangfactzzzzz December 10, 2018
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Fuck the Packers, meaning the Green Bay packers, or the team of sleaze or fudge packers
The Vikings beat the packers today, FTP
by Gummiwizard69420 November 1, 2020
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Girl: Ayo come over here and FTP
Guy: bet that, omw!
by Dhouey September 1, 2020
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Damn bro we got school tomorrow

Ugh yeah Ftp
by UrLocalLesbian May 5, 2021
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i'm tired of giving all my time to the boss I say FTP!!
by gdnt2all July 4, 2011
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FTP - Is an acronym that stands for "Full Time Pussy". It is also interchangeable with "Full Time Player" or "Full Time Parent".
Ex:
1: Ey nigga wutcha bout to do today?

2: I got my FTP comin through
1: That hoe Charlene?
2: Naw Keisha
by JT^2 January 10, 2014
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