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Fruitcake 

Johnny finally admitted to his mother that he was a fruitcake
Fruitcake by cat rocks! April 19, 2003

Fruitcake 

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"

Fruitcake 

Fruitcakes, which are cakes containing both fruit and nuts, have been in existence since the Middle Ages, but it is unclear when the term started being used disparagingly, especially in the United Kingdom and the United States, as a slur for a 'crazy person' (e.g. "he's a complete fruitcake")
He's a complete fruitcake
Fruitcake by Prime8 August 11, 2015

Teenybopper Fruitcake 

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.
Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.
Teenybopper Fruitcake by DebRi December 21, 2013

fruitcake special 

When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.
My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.
fruitcake special by aggabhang April 14, 2016

Devil's Fruitcake

When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.
Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.
Devil's Fruitcake by Devil$whip April 11, 2015