Ford

1. The company responsible fof not just the best selling Full Size truck since 1979, but also the best selling vehicle of all time,

2. The manufacturing company for the mustang, the best selling sports car of all time.

3. Also responsible for the best selling midsized SUV of all time, the Explorer

Ford, so many derogetory achronyms, but,

Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Ratles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time

by Enraged Teenager December 01, 2004

ford

Forever Overheating Rusted Dodge
F*cked Over, Retarded Drivers
For Our Reliable Dipshits
Found Often Returned (to) Dealer
See Mustank or Mustang or Tang

I never bought a Ford and I am a better person because of it. I can feel my superiority over the fools who are Ford fanboys because I have an IQ exceeding 30, and a car that can exceed speeds of 30 as well.

by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

ford

Car the I would never purchace.
Fucked on race day.
See also: Mustang

That guy with the ford thinks his car is so fast.

by Samerz April 02, 2004

ford

Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing

I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem

by Buck Restad January 20, 2004

Ford

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

The FORD car is also aka as Fix or Repair Daily

by ToughGunner September 25, 2005

Ford

For
Old
Retarded
Drivers

Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.

Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.

by wartribe March 25, 2005

Ford

Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!

i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers

1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!

by coca October 31, 2003