He was 6ft at 13 and extremely attractive he pulled all the girls he also had a 9ft vertical and always got full marks on every test he could bench 200 pounds at 12 and by 14 he could bench 300 pounds. He also has the biggest cock in the world legend says it is 15 inches
Some girl: I love Finley he is the best at everything
Other girl: let me smash you daddy finley
Your mom: oh finley harder it’s to big
Other girl: let me smash you daddy finley
Your mom: oh finley harder it’s to big
by Hahaha I am telling the truth April 28, 2023
by funnyfinley September 29, 2020
Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.
Finley Birch is a nonce
by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024
Regional Geordie slang for a ginger sped who lurks round your housing estate flashing buses and ambulances
Person 1: A caught some lurker in me local shops yesterday
Person 2: Was he being a ginger sped like?
Person 1: Yes he was
Person 2: Neva, he sounds like a proper Finley Cowans
Person 2: Was he being a ginger sped like?
Person 1: Yes he was
Person 2: Neva, he sounds like a proper Finley Cowans
by GeordieNitty May 10, 2023
Person 1: Who’s that
Person 2: It’s the banana gang!!!
(Ruby and Finley are people who love hogweed and bananas, this is an inside joke)
Person 2: It’s the banana gang!!!
(Ruby and Finley are people who love hogweed and bananas, this is an inside joke)
by MrsBananaWomen July 12, 2021
A technique of taking a corner in a race where the driver aims for the inside, ignores braking, and uses the other vehicles to pinball through the turn.
by BigwormBottum October 24, 2020
by Yeetly March 31, 2020