Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together
White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony
by QuestionMarks October 22, 2023
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Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.
by Stillnosenseatall July 02, 2019
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Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.
That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.
by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024
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Felony

Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
You: Hey Felony, want to commit a Felony?
Felony: Oh hell yeah!
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
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Felony

A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail
I just go 5 felony charger for burglary
by Blassinn July 24, 2022
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felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio April 25, 2018
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