Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014
User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”
by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024
behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable
Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.
by AJeepGirl November 12, 2015
by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024
Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail
by Blassinn July 24, 2022