Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.

That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.

by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

Felonious

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.

Man that felonious was FUNKY.

by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019

fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023

Felony

A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail

I just go 5 felony charger for burglary

by Blassinn July 23, 2022

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021