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Employees

These are my employees
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employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

A portmanteau of the nouns 'employer' and 'voyeurism', which when blended can either signify the act of searching for an employer or the practice of an employer when looking to fill a position.

Derived from the words 'voyeur' meaning 'one who looks' and 'employer' meaning 'one who makes use of'. The term employerism places an emphasis on the hidden and secretive connotations of the word 'voyeur', denoting a clandestine and thus superior form of knowledge based employment search.
"employerism is the name of the game if one wishes to embark upon a more productive job hunt!"
by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012
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employerism

\ em-'ploi-yer-izm \

n.

the preferred terminology used among the management hierarchy of a business establishment in reference to native ideas and common interests related to their particular field.

Similar to slang or short-hand (i.e. employer's jargon).
"'EOE' is a common employerism meaning -equal opportunity employer"
by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012
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the employer

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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UPS employee.

One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"
Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.
by Kawlyn1029 July 5, 2005
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Employee Retention Fee

money or an equivalent given in addition to an employee's usual compensation
Top executives at AIG received really nice Christmas Employee Retention Fees this year.
by Steve December 19, 2008
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employee

incredibly lame; stupid; unoriginal; out of touch with culture or fashion
Jared: Did you see that boss kickflip!
Sam: Anyone can do that. It's totally employee.
by FullNelson December 8, 2011
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