Em

Small Yoda like midget who has waaaay too much energy and often forgets to breathe inbetween sentences. who got scared in the Others. midget

em looks like yoda

by ragdoll December 10, 2003

Em

Someone who choses to do some thing that makes her unhappy just to keep her friend happy. A wonderful person.

Me- but if this is what makes you happy then this is what you should do
Em - But i dont deserve to be happy

by TheDman! January 9, 2013

'Em

(n.) A collective term referring to everyone who has directly or infirectly contributed to the fucked up shit in your life. It may also be referred to formally as "them" or alternatively as "they."

A. : So, heard the higher-ups terminated your contract. Sucks. Any idea what you're going to do next?

B. : Fuck 'em (them). I've been dying to join Cirque du Solei anyway. That Michal Jackson Experience sounds like the SHIT.

by MizBunny May 10, 2014

EM

Enlightened Moron: Someone who sees an obsolete Truth Video and then preaches to spin like they are the first to hear anything about it.

Then the EM came in and told us all about how blind we were that the aluma naughties are meeting at Build-a-Burger and we need to stop it.

by NewCenturion February 13, 2010

EM

To skim or skip over

Noah no showed to Melanie's late night text invitation because he EM'd her text. Being frustrated, Melanie has forced Noah to pay child support and see LB only on weekends. She now EMs his texts out of spite.

by mirthduki February 24, 2019

Em

A nickname for Eminem that his die-hard fans use to suck his dick.

“Em is the goat! He really destroys all mumble rappers epicly”

by ImmortalCloutGod January 27, 2019

Emely

The type of girl to have mental breakdown and cut her hair or dye it and it’ll look good, super shy but super sweet, never eats, but hangs out with people who enjoy to eat 24/7. DRUNK life of the party when she’s drunk, super lightweight. Can also be the mom of the group and make sure you don’t choke on your puke when you’re drunk. Keep an Emely in your life

Emely drinks too much, but it’s okay she’s super sweet

by Drunk gal 101 September 5, 2019