Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

Evacuate and Ejaculate by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

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The Judas Ejaculate

The act of purposely cumming in your partner’s mouth despite them asking for a warning. Bonus points for shouting Jesus Christ at the moment of climax

I asked the prick to let me know he was about to finish, but he just nutted without warning and whilst blaspheming. It’s the Judas ejaculate. There won’t be a second date.

The Judas Ejaculate by Wise and experienced June 2, 2023

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Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

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