Skip to main content

Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
mugGet the Egyption Ring Toss mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inpisre By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inpisre By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inpisre By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6> mug.

egypt

i am egypt

very silly guy
guy 1: i am egypt
guy 2: hi egypt
by egyptianbirdsymbol February 23, 2024
mugGet the egypt mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6> mug.

pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.
Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011
mugGet the pulling an Egypt mug.

Bumfuck, Egypt

Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.

Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."

Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021
mugGet the Bumfuck, Egypt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email