New Egypt

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.

this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.

new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."

random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"

new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"

random: "oh.. that place"

by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025

pulling an Egypt

A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.

Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.

Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.

by EgyptianCitizen February 21, 2011

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.

by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012

Boon Fuck Egypt

This is a term usually to describe going to a far away place. It can be in video games and in real life.

Video game senario.
Man we gotta go all the way to sandy shores, that’s in boon fuck Egypt.

Real life senario.

Me:Man I don’t wanna go to the beach, how long you say it was away?

Mom: 7 hours

Me: that’s damn near boom fuck Egypt

by 5xGang April 21, 2018

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

American International School in Egypt (AISE)

A very shitty place with very shitty teachers. You guessed it, very shitty students. Their main goal is not to raise student achievement everyday, everyway, it is to make them consider suicide and basically want to rape all dem teachers inside. it is also a place where students send emails to the whole school saying that they are the taliban and they will be bombing the school. it is also a place where there is a group of terrorists in the school named; "the bouries" which is a fortnite clan that started when one of them pickaxed a fellow 11th grader and started a war in the middle of the school. The bouries are hated by many members of the school staff and by other students that are NOT of the bouri race. the bouries are currently sticking to football and fortnite, but are shit at football and lost to a small group of 10th graders. this is a result of not touching grass for an exponentially long time that is beond the human understanding. if you want to know more about the bouries, then search up (on the urban dictionairy) the bouries AISE. AISE is also the central headquarter in egypt for the most fucked up humans the world has ever seen. (without mentioning names). If you ever, EVER, even consider sending your child here then you must be paid to do so. If you are a boury, you should be ashamed of yourself. everytime 1 of the bouries fight someone, 10 other bouries appear. this is the epitome of being a 5awal ibn mara metnaka zanya mesh ragel.

a7a neik, el wad da kosomo neik shaklo gay men American International School in Egypt (AISE).

or

Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with this guy,
Person 2: i think he is an AISE graduate.

or

Person 1: KOSOM EL BOURIES
Boury leader: Bouries assemble!

by egyptian word definer! December 16, 2023

property in egypt

Something that they give you in egypt

Egypt guy: I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for ya is they give you the property
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead January 9, 2025