edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

kangaroo edward

Australian rhyming slang for rooted.
i.e. Kangaroo = roo, edward = ted

This email server is kangaroo edward.

by R4ym0nd0 March 9, 2008

Edward 40 Hands

Duct taping 40 ounce beers to each hand.

"Dude Im not gay, he was Edward 40 hands and I had to help him piss"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

Leon “Scott” Edwards

Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.

When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.

by Pseudonymolic September 23, 2019